If you're worried you're not the honed Adonis your creator intended you to be, make Rather than facing your partner straight on, angle your body away and then turn from the waist to look at them. Keep one leg in front of the other, drop your shoulders and arch your back, subtly, to give you a more slimline shape. For more tips see VideoJug's 'A Girl's Guide to Looking Good Naked', that's girls guide, for girls. If all this is a bit much, just get into bed as quickly as possible. The morning after: You've just had a fantastic night, but the soft lamplight of evening has been replaced with the harsh glare of daylight. And you need a wee. In theory, you should stride out of bed with a spring in your step, wearing only a smile. But if last night's magnificence has deserted you. Then try: sliding to the edge of the duvet and making a lunge for an item of clothing, staying in bed until your partner cracks, and gets up first. This may be 3 in the afternoon, but so be it.
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