Be inquisitive: If you don't know what to say, try asking sexy questions. Ask 'shall I pull your macro lever towards my mount?' or 'do you like it when my lens hood is locked for shipping?' This is a great way to include your partner in the dirty talk, as asking questions will draw them into a conversation. Be commanding: Another way of talking dirty is to take control and issue instructions firmly. This is a great way of dominating, and getting your partner to do exactly what you tell them. Try ordering your partner to: 'Rotate my mount clamp ring' or 'Take my rear lens cap off' or 'Tighten my locking knob clockwise'. Be descriptive: A gentler way to talk dirty is to talk about how something makes you feel. Use phrases such as: 'It feels so great when you oil my lens main body' Or 'I love the way you polish my fulcrum with your deep focal length' Or even: 'Wow! I can't get enough of your tight-fitted wide-angle adaptor' And don't forget, if you're enjoying yourself, say so. Your partner will be flattered, and you'll probably end up getting more of what you want. Be adult: Remember, dirty talk is for grown-ups. |
